Nine Commandments -- G, LOTR -- Alright, this isn't *strictly* fanfiction in the "story based on some media representation" sense -- but it *is* totally made up, and it *is* deeply rooted in the Lord of the Rings universe, so it's going here. This was written back before all three LOTR movies were released, and there are a lot of slashy references in here.
Concert -- R, LOTR, Legolas / Gimli -- This little ditty takes place in Lorien, and is centered largely around the R. Carlos Nakai song "Spirit Seeker's Ceremony" which has a deep / flighty thing going on (or so it sounds to me) that just reminded me so much of Legolas and Gimli. When I was heavily into LOTR, Legolas and Gimli were my OTP.
Fell Down -- G, LOTR, Boromir, Haldir -- Not slashy really, just silly. This is just my reaction to Haldir's death in TTT. And Boromir's in FOTR. Denial - t'ain't just a river in Egypt, folks.
In Dreams -- NC-17, LOTR, Bilbo/Misc. -- Uhm ... Blame the random slash paring generater, that's really all I can say. Also toss some blame at the Pervy Vampire Hobbit Fanciers. Cuz part of it's their fault. The rest was just me being a freaky-deaky acid queen who liked to squick people.
The Hairstory of Legolas and Gimli -- PG-13, LOTR, Legolas / Gimli -- Slashy, but mostly sillyness involving hair, which the fellowship seems to have aplenty.
In Memory of War -- G, LOTR, Legolas, Gloin -- Based, more than anything on The Hobbit, really. I used to love the old cartoons, and I got goosebumps at the end when everyone joined together to fight the goblins. And given that this is only 60 or so years after that, and considering the lifespans of oth Elves and Dwarves, odds are, Legolas and Gimli were both at that battle.
Logic! -- PG, LOTR, Various -- Mostly just some musings about why Aragorn and Arwen are Just So Wrong.
Not a Word Spoken -- PG, LOTR, Elrond, Gimli -- Along the same lines as Memory of War, trying to invoke the long lost bond between Dwarves and Elves, and with Elrond specifically. After writing this, I learned that the Dwarves buried - not burned - their dead. I'm too lazy to change the story, so just pretend, for a moment, that they burned their dead as the Norse did. Also, I know that in the book, Gloin was alive and well and spoke for several pages at the Council of Elrond. I'm going by the fact that - in the movie - Gimli and the others are seen arriving with a very old looking Dwarf, but said gentledwarf does not appear at the council.
Silence -- NC-17, LOTR, Boromir / Celebron -- Sean Bean and Marton Csokas, nummy, nummy, nummy. I wanted to see them together, and while noodling with thei dea, I came up with this. It plays on the warrior bonds that I think are universal to all soldiers, any race, any army. It's not something I'm familiar with, but I suspect the only tangible difference between "our" trench and "their" trench is the language spoken.
To Take a Lord -- NC-17, LOTR, Celeborn/Haldir -- This is two different stories. At a certain point while writing it, I was of two minds on how to continue. And I really couldn't make up my mind, so I did both in the end. One is NC-17, one isn't, but the theme of them both is rather adult.
A Very, Very Short Gimli/Legolas Story -- G, LOTR, Legolas/Gimli -- Innuendo, do younnuendo? Seriously folks ... It's just a tease. And very short. If I type much longer, this will be longer than the story.
Wedding Present: Continued -- G, LOTR, Gimli, Arwen -- The initial story, Wedding Present, has since been lost, though I'm sure there's a copy floating around somewhere. It was your basic Legolas/Aragorn story, and this is my take on what happens to their respective mates (meant both in a lover and a friend term). And yes there's a sort of ... G'Kar/Lyta sort of feeling to it, when I read it again.
I Will Wait -- G, LOTR, Gimli -- Slashy, but vague. Just another Legolas/Gimli thingey, lovely, IMO, nice and short and vague and sweet and all that junk.
Bad Elf! No Spanking -- PC-13, LOTR, Legolas/Aragorn -- This was partially inspired by some random mIRC talking at the time. Something along the lines of "A true masochist says hit me, beat me, hurt me. A true sadist says no." plus I needed a break from writing the long lost Wedding Present. Just some slashy, bdsm-y fluff.
Lord of the Barn -- PG-13 (see notes), LOTR, Various -- This is a set of stories I wrote about the horses and ponies of Lord of the Rings. There's one NC-17 bit but that's labeled and you can skip it. (No one has sex with a horse, I'll state that now.) The rest are just PG-13 or below.
Hama -- PG, LOTR, Eomer/Hama -- I like Hama. I liked him in the book, and I liked him in the movie. (That 'yeah right' look he gives Gandalf when he pulls the 'you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick' line was priceless.) THis is just a kind of sappy romance peice.
Fanfic 100 (Elrond / Faramir) -- G to NC-17, LOTR, Elrond/Faramir -- I did it, I signed up for the Fanfic 100 challenge. Essentially, I have to write 100 fanfics, of 100 words or more each, to match up with the 'prompts' found in the table.
